Pants

I think I have decided that all evil stems from pants. Because apparently, pants are way more evil than skirts. Pants is really fun to say and well, maybe if we say it enough we will sin ourselves into oblivion. Did you ever play the game like mad libs that you play when your a kid and you just substitute every noun for the word pants? Why pants? Because they are totally evil. I dont think I can be pure if I wear pants. Can you get into heaven wearing pants? and didnt Jesus have long hair? What were the hair styles for men like back then anyway? I thought long hair was in? And didnt they wear skirts too?

So maybe because Jesus wore a robe aka dress, THAT is why pants are so very evil. So if we eliminate pants and maybe throw them in a giant bon fire and burn them, we can rid ourselves of all the bad, pants...in the world. Now, if all pants are evil, what about BAD pants, Evil bad pants would be like polyester...dear God I KNOW that is a sin. And by the way.....Jesus, where is MY pony????? (and can you send a pony wearing pants?)

PS Evil atheist scientists, they wear PANTS